I want Luke to caress my leg like that. Fuck.
- Neil Gaiman (via stevenbong)
America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? Black people getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you
America doesn’t seem that terribly horrible when you live here day to day and you’ve known nothing else but when somebody says something like this it fucks you up really good.
Not every celebrity has to take their shirt off to help a great cause. They’re beautiful human beings.
The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes
I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD
I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED THIS MUCH
I love these. iHop, Carl “you cut off his leg…”
ASHTON’S A STRUGGLE AND I WANT TO BOOP HIS NOSE
BC THERE’S DERPY ASHTON
BANG ME LIKE YOUR DRUMS ASHTON
I WANT TO LICK YOUR ABS ASHTON
GUITAR PLAYER ASHTON
ARTSY FARTSY ASHTON
SELFIE KING ASHTON
AND JUST FUCKING ASHTON
(credit to gif/pic owners)
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean